#17 Kevin Tsui

Nickname: Korean Gesus
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 160
Position: Handler
Years w/ESN: A 2018-2023
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Westfield, New Jersey
Former Teams:

  • Westfield Ultimate(2012-2017)
  • NJ State Champs: 2014, 2015, 2016
  • Devyl Ultimate(2012-2017)
  • YCC Runner Up(2012,2015,2016)
  • Pittsburgh Puppies(2017-)

E-mail: KET80@pitt.edu

Awards:

  • 2018 Ohio Valley All-Freshman

Biographies
2018-2019
Many people have been asking, What is bigger, Kevin’s head, his mouth or his ego? I am here to tell you that it is definitely his head. After adding to his collection of silver medals, freshman not quite phenom, Kevin Tsui is back and hungrier for gold than ever. He’s so hungry that he is not even going to have the time to take out his invisalign. Chef Kev is going to be cooking all season and unlike his steaks, it is going to be well done. Unfortunately, there won’t be any noodle-arm flicks to go with this steak because Kevin has been bulking up in the gym and is ready to toss some meatballs. Kevin is not afraid to bump and grind with the big boys down in the paint like Big Diesel. If you hear, “BBQ chicken alert”, it’s too late for you.

Don’t just take my word for it though, hear what other people have to say about Kevin:

“Kevin Tsui taught me everything I know!”
-Lavar Ball

“Kevin Tsui is a better defender than I ever was and it is not even close!”
-Kevin Tang

“I get credit for being the best Asian basketball player of our generation but what people don’t know is that Kevin Tsui is the reason for my success. Kevin is too good for the league. Kevin guarding Steph Curry? That’s easy. Kevin doesn’t have the time to play in the NBA though, he’s too busy for that shit.”
-Jeremy Lin

“People ask me all the time who the best trash talker in DeVYL history is and most people jump to conclusions and say it is me. What they don’t know is that everything I have ever used as trash talk was something that Kevin Tsui said to me once.”
-Isaac Saul

“I love Kevin Tsui.”
-Antoine Griezmann

“She say, ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her, ‘Only partly’
I only love my bed and Kevin Tsui, I’m sorry!”
-Drake

“Kevin Tsui boosted my account.”
-Faker

“My hair was inspired by Kevin Tsui and I am only half as good at fortnite as him.”
-Ninja

“Kevin’s power level is over nine thousand!”
-Vegeta

“Kevin Tsui will be the next Hokage!”
-Naruto Uzumaki

So as you can see, Kevin is alright.

2017-2018
Back for his sixth year on the team, Kevin T. is ready to get back on the grind. Bending the rules of space and time continuum, Kevin has changed into his final form ready to take on challenges for the next four years. Often said to be a Big Baller, Kevin plays with confidence like no other.

“If you don’t think your the best, then you’re not gonna be the best” – Kevin Tsui

Kevin was able to throw a fake or two which really sets him apart from the other handlers. After fighting through a fall of injuries, he is extremely motivated to compete at the highest level of ultimate. Make sure to follow the season closely as Kevin is going to harvest an ankle or two and maybe a hamstring while he’s at it.