#33 Max Thompson

Nickname: Tiffany, Nitro
Height: 6’3
Weight: 195
Position: Cutter
Years w/ESN: B 2016, A 2017-2019
Major: Economics
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Former Teams:

  • Allderdice, Pittsburgh, PA (2012-2015)
  • Impulse, Pittsburgh, PA (2014-2015)
  • Slag Dump, Pittsburgh, PA (2016-2017)

Dating Status: Blissfully taken
E-mail: mst33@pitt.edu

Biographies
2016-2017
First, I would like to thank Based GOD for this opportunity to share the great life story that is Max “DAB on ’em” Thompson. May he be honored by the following….

From breathing really hard and making weird noises when he runs, to creating super scandalous “free the nipples”, uneven cut off tanks; Max is a G and a born hype-man. He spent his childhood roaming the streets surrounding Taylor Allderdice high school and tossing up gang signs to inspire those around him.

His natural energy in life translates well to the field. Last year on Pitt B he led the team in layout D’s and was skying fools left and right, leaving them looking up at his trademark white sweatband wrapped around his glistening forehead.

Max is strong (lifts as much as anyone on the team), tall, and is a super nice dude. He has a big heart, a big personality and a team-first attitude. He is looking forward to getting down and dirty and grinding on D this year. And when he scores.. WATCH OUT, high key the best celebrations on the team.

DAB city yah bish,
Thompson big out.

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