#37 Noah Weintraub
B 2016, A 2017-2020
Political Science and Art History
- Pittsburgh B, Slag Dump, Impulse
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Noah Weintraub is back again for the 2018 iteration of Pitt Ultimate. What many of you don’t know is that Noah comes from a prestigious line of lumberjacks. As a young boy Noah would often travel to his family and chop down trees. After years of chopping trees, Noah had finally grown into the chopper he was always meant to be. Noah was, and still is, an excellent chopper. As it would happen, his nickname soon became Chops due to how he cuts down trees and people on the field.
This is Noah’s second year on the team and boy has he grown. His cuts are sharp and his throws even sharper. Noah’s secret throw is his pinpoint lefty backhand. You may ask,” Why did you tell us his secret throw? I’ll just point block it.” I tell you because it doesn’t matter. You know it’s coming, but it is just unstoppable. Noah has said that the last time someone got a pointblock on his lefty backhand was never. See Noah on the field as he destroys you with his cuts and his nice lefty backhands.
Noah “Chops” Weintraub is one of the many current Pitt players to hail from Taylor Allderdice High School, and after honing his skills and improving his athleticism during his freshman year with the B team, he’s now ready to take on the big leagues with Pitt A as a sophomore rookie with a big future ahead of him. He’s already been making impressive strides this year on both sides of the disc, and has consistently showcased his on-field intelligence and versatility. It’ll be exciting for everyone to watch him continue to grow into a high impact role this year.
Not only does he look good on the field, but he is also quite the campus cutie at Pitt. He’s tall; he’s dark, he’s handsome. He really is the full package that every sorority girl daydreams about. He’s got a silky smooth voice (just like his throws) with a deep and powerful undertone that will soothe you but keep you interested at the same time, but I digress.
In his free time, you might find Chops watching “Off the Air” Adult Swim music videos to the song All Star by Smash Mouth, or playing with his gamebox. Unfortunately though, he does not yet have any CD roms or whatever for his gamebox because they cost about 70 bucks or something. He is an avid member of the nation – in fact, there is a potential music video that may or may not be in the works that will showcase his abilities (vape naysh y’all). He enjoys hanging out with his buddies Max, Hank, and Spenceley. When they all come together they make quite the goon squad.
We are all excited to have him as a new edition to the team this year, and we expect big things from him. When you are watching streams this year, keep an eye out for #7: the super tan and dapper cutie, Noah Weintraub, who will be “chopping” up his defender. Also, make sure you ask him how he got his nickname because it’s a great story.