#44 Bob Charland
Futureman, Bob Char, Bobby Char, Bobby, Char
180 lbs of Tree’s built muscle
Rough Streets of Pine Richland, PA
charland.bob AT gmail.com
Here are some famous people’s quotes about Bobby Char.
“He’s aight, his rhyme’s kinda whack, though.”
-Jay-Z on his signing career.
“There’s no ëBob’ in ëTeam.'”
-Andres Pacheco, after seeing him bite a teammate’s ear off, for almost stealing a point from him.
“We hate you, Bob Charland.”
-Every girl on Danger (Pitt’s Women’s ultimate team).
“I want to fight you, Bob… really bad. I want to cuddle, too.”
“That Girl was definitely checking you out, Char. Either that, or she dropped something.”
-Andres Pacheco, after a girl, whom Char hooked up with, dropped something down the stairs of The Perch and checked out Andres Pacheco.
“What the hell did Char just post on RSD?”
-Asher Finkel, after Bob rightfully called Shippensburg, “a bunch ofpansies,” for complaining about loud sidelines on the internet.
-Every team Bobby plays against.
When not sending torture workouts and/or hurting opposing players, Bobby waters strawberries, consumes massive amounts of oatmeal, imposes an iron fist on his floor, while on duty and helped the late Andres Pacheco as a sub-par copilot. Thanks to him and Asher Finkel’s crappy directions, Bob Charland witnessed firsthand the horrors of being lost in such a lame city as Cincinnati and vowed never to return to it, even in extreme circumstances, such as avoiding a clingy fling on Valentine’s Day weekend.
Famous Bob Charland Quotes:
“I love Chad Ochocinco.”
After hooking up with some lame girl: “I hate you.”
“It’s hard being the most spirited player on the team.”
“She said she just wanted to make out, so I decided to get Pizza.”
“I rule the stats sheet when it comes to fouling.”
“Thanks a lot, dude.” Text message that almost got Bob fired from being an R.A.
“I’m a fan of punishment, but that’s because I’m an asshole.”